..continuation

The first azab dh lepas.. 2nd azab plak waiting for me.. tat is nk bwk balik kete tue ke KL.. Waty plakk insisted to drive (nak blajo kata nya..) that leaves us wif no choice but to follow Herry driving his car in front and me as the co-pilot next to Waty cum guru memandu, tukang tengok kete, tukang bagi instructions and so forth arr.. Those were the scariest moments ever THAT I can guarantee!!!!~ We were THIS close to being in an accident with the BIG blue kaler lorry!! That was right in front of TUDM Sg. Besi (as we hv missed the Cheras/Kuantan exit..thanks to Waty for driving so slow till we lost sight of Herry!) Pheww~

The funniest part is.. again we missed the right path when Waty drove to the wrong lane and ended up heading to Jalan Loke Yew..(instead of goin' straight heading to KL).. by the time we noticed that we were goin' the wrong direction, we got kan cheong to change lane coz there's lots of cars behind, left and right..and when we were horned by lorry for the 3rd time, we decided to go straight.. that brought us to Jalan Loke Yew.. ~!@#$%^&*()

Later we were sumwhere near dataran Merdeka..and guess wat? Yess we got lost again!! not bcoz we didn't know where to go, but coz we were damn scared to change lane !!! Huahahahahhaa..

Yup..after struggling so hard..despite of all the scariest moments, sudden mass fear and anxiety, slight terror, terrifying and frightening experience ever!!! Huh! We're finally home..

"Ghosts could never affright us" (wahhhh...boley gittew?)

Waty's newborn baby!!!!~

Waty wif the son of Ban Lee Heng Motor Sdn Bhd (the towkay)

and this is the salesman forgot wat's his name

aku ngan herry pon nak jugakk..

It was September 23, 2008. As planned earlier, I was forced influenced by Waty to sign for MC today coz we're goin' to Seremban to pick up Waty's brand new Honda Jazz 1.5 i-vtec which she bought for MYR 109,000 recently. It's blue and looks exactly the same as this tv commmercial :-

So as I am not that well btw..still down with the balance of fever which I had over the weekend, after sms-ing my boss, we head to Seremban and basically Waty was very very happy (as u can see in the pixss above lah!). From the shop we went to Herry's parents house in Rembau (coz mother-in-law wants to see la keto baru..).. so merasa arr aku gi umah DO Rembau..as Herry's dad is Rembau's District Officer.. before this Seremban..baru tukar..

So we lepak-ing, minum neskepe (as the 3 of us pon x poser-alasan kukuh demam aku ngan herry..waty laks period). "dah la x poso" bak kata pakcik rawi..maner x nya..oghang tua tue balik2 keje kitorang kemain ngah makan2..nasib parents herry mmg sporting abis..lagi pon dh knal lama..hahahhahahhaha~. So after so many rounds of test drive by Herry's mom, dad, adik, and then test drive plakk makcik's brand new camry (pon baru kuar)..makcik pon nak jugak.. kekekkekeke... siap pegi pasar ramadhan..but damn scary la coz Waty's driving mmg a bit bahaya plus slow glerr tapi skerr benor makan jalan oghang..

Buka Puasa Gathering

Recently on September 14, 2008.. we had our buka puasa gathering at Vistana Hotel, KL. 11 ppl turned up.. they're me, Amy& Azam & Zahraa, Aley, John, Syikin, Eena, Sue, Elly, Manja and I brought along Waty since she's here.. Taiyib aka Ms. Cleo cancelled last minute coz he (or should I say "she"?) doesn't know how to gets there!

Despite of the heavy rain at around 5pm, and the powerful wind like tornado hit several places that day.. we managed to be there and everything went on smoothly.. even though its only 11 of us, but quantity doesn't matter right? Most important is tat all of us had a great time together and everyone is happy..happy..happy.. owhh yess.. even though we had to tong-tong amongst each other to pay up Taiyib's part (coz Aley had changed the booking twice from 15 pax to 12 and finally 11 turned up..so we had to pay for the no show..)..

I would like to say million thanks to all of you guys/gals who had made the great initiative to gather us that day..thanks for the effort of turning up and thanks for the great time that we had!!! Wish that we could have many many more version of gathering in the near future!!

So here's some of the picxs that we had snapped :

Huarrrrghhhhhh ngantuk nyerrrr

Setelah disound oleh ahkak Jaja, so aku terpaksa la hapdate aku nyer blog nihs.. ahaks!! Kan pe ja..aku maleh bebenor semenjak-dua menjak nihs..

Yups.. sooo many things happened last week..one of them is tat my besfren Waty juz came back for a month holiday..my hse is sooooo upside down right now..yups thanks to Waty for not picking up whutever she throws on the floor, e.g clothes, socks, sampah pon ader.., for not washing the plates/glasses tat she used to makan coz she ain't puasa pon.., for not tidying up my bed when she woke up everyday (in the afternoon/evening of course..).. but no matter how hectic, how chaotic, messy, mussy fussy and disorderly my house is.. I am just so glad that she's here!! I am happy!! happy!! happy!! yeayyy... At least I had someone talking while she's sleeping beside me, at least I had someone yelling at me, screaming at me, talking so loud at me coz she forgot to turn off her microphone (for God sake Waty! juz turn off that mic will ya???) Yess..and she's juz gettin' worse every time.. coz she's so used of havin' her chambermaid doin' everythin' for her back in Jeddah!! Thanks to Saudi Arabian Airlines who provides all their hostessess wif chambermaids at their hostess compound..and for that turnin' all the gurls into the laziestttt human beings ever lived in this entire world????!!!

Wokay so Waty will be here in Msia till end of the mth.. she had lotsa things to do.. she managed to get her US Visa yesterday.. she was very happy that she passed the interview session wif the consular..she needs the Visa for her to operate US flights..coz she said US flights means more flying time, more money.. And of course it's me lah who did all the calling, filling-up forms, printing, reminding her to dun forget to bring this and that, yelling at her to go to fotoshop for her Visa photo.. etc etc and so forth..sighhh.. mmg kene pau lebih skett kali nihs!!~

And now she's concentrating on her driving lesson wif Sekolah Memandu Pakcik Shamsudin (bekas pelakon & ader bini banyak..).. everyday she's complaining of strain muscle bcoz she claimed that the steering is so liat and she felt like a taxi driver having to drive here and there to Langat..Ulu Kelang and many more places.. Hahahahhahahhaha~ But she's so determined to hv the license for her to buy a car.. her dream car of course a 2.0 Civic..in fact she already had the downpayment in hand.. Well..for her paying monthly installment of 1.2k every month is juz a piece of nut..wif her earning right now, she could afford that no doubt.. She even called Hisyam for his opinion whether to hv Civic or Jazz.. but instead Hisyam asked her to buy a second hand Kancil for cash! and she was so pissed off!! kakkakaaaa.. according to Hisyam it's better for new driver like her to buy a second hand car coz if she happens to langgar or meredum redam saner sinih pon x la sayang sangat compared to a brand new car.. but of course la she refused! Thehehhehehe~

Enough of Waty.. now let's talk abt Hisyam.. he came last friday..so we had our buka puasa together wif Waty and Ijan his fren..we had nasik briani gam..(there goes my diet again!!).. and he was so suprised to see me.. coz I'm gettin' slimmer la of course!!! ahahhahahahhaaa jgn jeless.. baru padan muka dierr!! So he made promised to Waty to come back tomorrow to lepak wif us..coz Waty were torturing him so bad when he wanted to go off early tat day..and his fren Ijan plakk hv had a crush on Waty..haihh how can that ever happened agak nyerr yerr?? Maybe after seeing Waty wif her jubah abaya that she wore for Terawih tu kottt.. mak okay jerr nyahhh...!!! ko gaduh la ngan Herry...hahahhahaa~

And then, on Saturday my biggest ever responsibility came! They came in two (2) tiny mini packages.. one is abt 1 and half yrs old.. the other one is abt two and half yrs old.. that is none other than my beloved nieces - Fatin Syamimi and Farah Najihah..well.. mak yang hv to babysit them coz mama and abah had to packed up all their things at home to moved out to their newly purchased hse.. so their mama had no choice but to send them to mak yang's place coz mak yang is the only reliable auntie that they had here in KL after Cu Na.. as usual Cu Na will always be busy wif Pakcik Flop.. busy wif her frens on weekends.. so Cu Na is a no-no.. Since mak yang doesn't hv any other commitment, and of course mak yang will always says "yes" and mak yang will never says "no" to your mama coz ur mama had never said "no" to mak yang u seee??!! And most important is mak yang really loves u both and mak yang would do anything for u okay..!!

Well..babysitting them I can really tell u..it ain't an easy task!! trust me..I only gets my shower once (and tat is early mornin' before they arrive).. even though i am fasting, doesnt means that they would hv to fast too right? so mak yang hv to cook u lunch..(since breakfast is provided by mama frm McDonalds).. and feeding them is another issue.. Jia is okay..she is 100% food processor..she can take anything frm biscuits to nasik to fruits to even dodol or buah kurma or anything..too much food is never enough for Jia!..but Mimi is sooo busy playing and refused to eat! She would only eats when she feels to do so..she hates vegetables.. she doesnt want to hv chicken..or meat..all she wanted is TELOR..!! and of course when makcik paty (refers to Waty) gave her ice cream!! Lucky me that Mimi can go and gang up wif Waty but Jia is so terrified to even look at Waty's face coz Waty would always tease her and scream like a monster at her wif face full of mask, bedak sejuk and Riz:Reni peeling cream! So all she did is cried whenever Waty is nearby..sighhhhh..

So, later that day their mama called to informed tat they're havin' problems wif the lorry driver and the workers which my sis hired to carry all their stuffs from their old hse to the new hse. It's bcoz of the new hse which is on the 4th flr and that there's no lifts..so the workers said that they are not willing to help/carry the things after seeing how many stuffs my sister had! So to cut short, my sister has asked me whether I could let the gurls stayed in my hse for the night.. yup and mak yang again said yess..of course I would have to help..she's my sister for God sake!

Later Waty insist to hv a drink at mamak and said that she's not feeling well and need to go to the clinic.. so we've decided to heret these two gurls out!! yess..that night mak yang took her two nieces for a drink at mamak!!! But it's just around 10++pm.. and we thought that it's still okay for them to go out and hv a sip of mamak's teh..thehehhehehhehehe~ As usual, Mimi was the happiest to go out..ordered roti canai and soya bean for them.. After that, went to clinic and then head back home.. The gurls slept at abt 1.30am (which is very late of course! coz mama would normally force them to sleep at 10..)..they slept happily and soundly the whole night..until at abt 6am Jia cried for "cucu" (susu).. so mak yang had to woke up dizzily and made her susu.. So everyone is basically happy.. happy.. happy...!!!~

Next day, their mama came over for buka puasa..and took them home.. left mak yang so so exhausted, tired, depleted of strength and energy and in need of some rest and good sleep!~

Tribute To Independence Day : DSAI sworn as MP

Credit to the author Mr. Anuar Dan and this is taken from this site

Seeing DSAI sworn in at the parliament yesterday, has made me completely overwhelmed with grief..grief for our country..our nation..our Malaysia.. The last time i've felt this way is when Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad cried and announcing that he's stepping down..

Knowing that DSAI won in the Permatang Pauh by-election has made me incapable of speaking for a period of time.. as if i've been in a state of "struck dumb" for a while..

Reading Tun's blog has made me realised that..ppl are not actually voting for DSAI because they supports him. But it's because they don't want DSAAB to win..by giving the majority winning to BN candidate, it means to show supports to DSAAB too.. I know that reading this entry will upsets most of u guys out there who's the real supporter of DSAI.. but I do believe that this is a free country therefore I should be freely allowed to choose my own beliefs..

I didn't say that I'm BN's supporter or PKR supporter..or any other parties.. I'm neutral.. but as far as i can see of what's happening around this country.. especially when we're about to celebrate our nation's 51st Independence.. The more i want to believe that we are an independent country, the more i am convinced that we are actually so far behind in terms of morality & mentality and many more.. Our mentality hasn't changed from the day before merdeka (though i wasn't even born yet) --> My chinese boss who's born in 1949 at Penang would always said that to me.. he also said "I was borned in 1949..i am the 3rd generation u know.. even though my moyang datok is all frm China but I never said that I'm Chinese..i'm from China.. No! I am Malaysian.. no matter what race you are..whether ur a Malay, Indian or Chinese, we are all Malaysian.. never brought up issues of racism and all these u know.."

Well clearly what he meant is, as one nation, we should all bersatu coz we are Malaysian.. not bcoz i'm Malay..ur Chinese or he's Indian.. nop! But this is not what's happening in our country right here right now.. Melayu dgn Melayu bertelagah..apetah lagi dgn bangsa lain.. There's just too many political parties around that separates us among each other..that has made us fights against each other.. I wonder when this is gonna be over??

I just don't know why..but I strongly believed that DSAI's intention of coming back into Parliament is to make sure his personal agenda a reality. Clearly he's not fighting for keadilan untuk rakyat.. he is fighting for his own keadilan.. for himself.. Dun ask me why should I published this statement..i just dunno why.. but deep inside my heart I knew that sumthing wasn't right with DSAI..

And for God sake u ladies and gentleman...what is wrong with DSAI as a Gay????? I juz don't know whether all these sodomised crap is true or not.. I wouldn't know.. Who am I to judge anyway?? The only person that could say, Yess..I am a Gay! --> would be DSAI himself!! And Allah SWT.. it's between him and God! We are nobody to judge him!! And for God sake, if it's true that DSAI is a Gay, why can't u guys just accept it??? Why? Why?Why?

He's a normal human beings halllooooooooooo!! What's wrong wif Gay? I mean..I have lots and lots of frens who's Gay..and God knows that they are the best+kindest+sempoiest ppl on Earth I hv ever met in my entire life!!!!

How I wish Tun M still the PM for this country! How I wish...

Happy Independence Day to all Malaysian!

MuNcHy's miNi CrAckErs WiTh chEEse CreAm

Yippieeeeee....!!! So glad that i finally found this iinii minnii tiny crackers on the rack of my bespren's store downstairs...the Mogana Store of course!! after seeing this on Jaja's blog , i've made promise to myself that i'm gonna get one! The taste was damn good.. considering that it came in very mini-bite-friendly size, i could say that i finished up the whole pack at one go! hahahhaha~ there goes my diet then... sighhh..

but knowing that Jaja bought this at only MYR0.99 at Tesco, i am soooo convinced that i've been screwed up by my bespren non other than Uncle Chandran..coz he's selling it at MYR1.50 (as u can see in the pixs below lah!) So i am MYR0.51 rugi! Duhhhhh..

can u see the price?? it's MYR1.50

But hey.. i'm not that very-typical-old-lady@mokcik who's forever complaining about prices when it comes to filling up my own stomach and satisfying my appetite, for God sake???!! I'm a food lover...(though at THIS particular period i must say that i'm trying to avoid all these very nice delicious sedaplicious foods..and forcing myself to ignore all craves that i'm having-trust me it aint easy!!!).. so i thought i should just forgive Uncle Chandran and halalkan my every pennies (not penis okay!!!) yg dier telan today.. BTW, Uncle Chandran has been very kind to me all these while.. sbb die slalu bagi dicounts on most of the things i bought frm his store..(by giving me discounts, he's actually selling it at original price..u see??..hahah very nice hah uncle...tada rugi juga!!) kwangkwangkwanggggg~

the last 2 pieces!!

Kantoi

Yesterday i am so kantoi wif Jaja.. she've managed to tracked this blog (very clever of me by leaving comments on her blog using my blogger account) but hey!! It's fun though.. at least now i knew that sumone's reading all these craps written by me..thehehhee..

well Ja.. sorri ek x gitau ko.. bukan pe.. there's 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 entries i've made that has made me thinkin' twice thrice or dunno how many times to let u guys my dearest frenss read & comment about.. but hey guess wat? i dun care anymore!! yippiee!!!~

this blog is for me to channel all the journalist creativity in me (which doesn't seems to be my career of course) and it's like a cyber diary too!! the only diff. is tat a diary needs to be handwritten but a blog can juz be typed...so save me my pen ink plus i dun hv to cramp my fingers and hiding my ever lazybusynosy(?)choosypplhandwriting..

So, ladies and gentleman...from the bottom of my deepest heart, I would like to announce..

WELCOME TO MY BLOG !..and this is.. my stories....

Open Letter to God

Dear God,
This is my 1st ever letter to you.. i hv not asked for anything as big as this before.. and i know that i'm one of your sinful ummah in this tiny world.. but i've started to discipline myself to pray to you 5 times a day..(though sumtimes it became 3 or 4)..

Dear God,
If I have been fated to finally meet sumone who's out there waiting for me and eventually would become my future husband, pls God make me bumped into him soon! I can never wait any longer and I would love to xperience those wonderful moments ever in my entire life!

Firman Allah SWT

" Maha Suci Tuhan Yang telah menciptakan makhluk-makhluk semuanya berpasangan; samada dari yang ditumbuhkan oleh bumi atau dari diri mereka ataupun dari apa yang mereka tidak mengetahuinya. "

" Glory to Allah, Who created in pairs all things that the earth produces, as well as their own (human) kind and (other) things of which they have no knowledge. "

YaaSin : 36

Dear God,
But if I hv been fated to be alone until I finally die of sakit tua, pls get sumone to shoot me in my head before my Mom and my family had to bear all the shame of having a retarded andartu in the house and having to hide their faces wif BIG SUNGLASSESS from the orang kampong that would definitely mengumpat siang malam about anak dara tak laku which refers to none other than ME!

Dear God,
I can never ask for anything but this is from my deepest heart.. pls grant me my wishes ya Allah.. as most of my frens hv been married and are on their way of producing 2nd baby like Amylia Fadzlina and soon-gonna-be-married like Nuraiza..

Dear God,
I know that ur reading this letter right now..pls share me ur love and spare me some of ur fairness and give me a husband will ya? It's totally unfair for me (though i knew that i can never complaint of your arrangement for your umat as each and every hard times u gave is a test and it will eventually turns out to be rahmat behind it) when u gave to those celebrities and artistes a very good husband in terms of love, money wise and security and most important is that they have gotten their husband even though they are all much much more B*TCHER than me! Look at them.. they hv got themselves a Dato', Tan Sri, Dato' Seri, Raja Muda or Tuanku at least!~
(okay this is wayyyy too much of ME already..forgive me dear God)

Dear God,
Out of all the wonders in this world, I hv chose to wish for these 2 things only :
1) Grant me a good husband and
2) Blessed me wif wonderful babies

Dear God,
All I ever wanted is... to get MARRIED

2nd thing that annoys me much

guards at maxis tower

yerp.. and knowing that i hv to see their most annoying smile every single day before going up to the gym makes me wanna puke some more !! i mean..wat the hell were u guys thinking anyway? wif ur senyum kambing and sengih kerang busuk korang tue? u guys dun xpect me to smile back wif my most gatal face ever???!! hallloooooooo...

look! i know that as at today i haven't got any good guy to be called boyfren yet! But that doesn't mean that i should consider one of u?? pls..pls..pls.. hv a lil' sympathy on me and my future baby will ya? my baby and his/her mom would need to have Chili's or TGI Friday's sumtimes..!!~ Pity me will ya?

damn it u nosy ppl nextdoor's office.. now u hv just turned me into one of those "orang-orang yang memilih" hurmm.. btull agak nyer aper yg dier cakap kott.. pilih sangat oghang marah.. x pilih pon dapat yg hampehs watper? dapat yg Mat-Rempit-Look-a-Like keje serbis ekon pehtu poket kosong aku gak x dapat aper in-the-end????

So listen up seluruh orang-orang kampong!!!! Here's a few tips on getting the right guy to be ur boyfren/husband fellas so that u won't be frust menonggeng after been dumped by him.. :-

1) Never.. i repeat, NEVER go for Mat-Rempit-Look-a-Like !!

2) Before u pronounce urself boyfren/gurlfren or husband/wife or u may kiss the bride, do check.. i repeat..DO CHECK on his current and savings account together wif ASB account (if possible) or SSP BSN or Tabung Haji a/c.. To get a copy of those is advisable..

3) Do whutever u can to get a glimpse or to xerox his latest Salary Slip wif details of deductions, EPF (with statement-and make sure u know who's the nominees and be sure that ur name can still be fit in). In this case, there's only one thing to be sure of : his salary should be higher than yours! I repeat..SHOULD!

4) Get him to really loves you till he gave u his user id and password for his online banking and password for his ATM cards for security measure of course! It will be of great helps too esp. during mid-of-the-month or during the Malaysia Mega Sales Carnival !!! Yibba yibba angree angree...plus u'll get to monitor the movements of his $$$$$$$ too!!

Example of situation (based on true story-editors personal xperience) :

Me : Abang, sal ingat nak beli toilettries balik nanti..tapi duit x braper cukup.. heheh (giggle wif the most gatal sound ever)

Abang : Okay okay.. sal transfer jek duit ek.. nanti balik beli..

Me : Thanks abang!! I love u..mmuahh..mmuahh.. (hung up and quickly jump up and down)

Fret not my dear, these tips hv proven to be SUCCESSFUL and it really works for Me !
(as this "abang" is still actively contributing for me and can't seems to really put me aside a.k.a still gilerr talak wif me!)

Yess.. i am sooooo evil right now!!!! I can really feel them here wif me... i can even smell the heat!!~ Hahahhahahhahhahaha (gelak jahat glerrrr)

What annoys me the most...

Guess wat? Read my lips people -->> Right now the one and only thing that annoys me the most is when sumone asking me this types of question again and again ladies & gentleman...

"Sal biler nak kawen?"

Yups.. that's the answer folks.. so pls stop popping out that particular questions/enquiry ONLY.
Feel free to ask me wat parfume i'm using, how's my langkawi trip recently, wat did i hv for breakfast yesterday, or at least do compliment me on my latest bodylicious figure by saying "it seems like u've managed to shred those xtra pounds on u" or "i can see that ur gettin' slimmer and thinner and slender and now u look like kacang panjang rather than buah pear!"

Yes.. the problem wif these people is tat..they thought that finding/getting the right man to marry is as easy as Aja cooking nasik lemak wif delicious sambal tumis ikan bilis and kentang goreng garing wif telor???

Aha and there's more! Yesterday while struggling to lock my damn berkarat office door, suddenly this one of those nosy ppl frm nextdoor's office said hye to me.. and then it goes :

Him : Hye sal..nak balik dah? Kawan awak tue biler balik dr cuti?
Me : Hye..a'ah nk blk.. owhh kiss masuk lepas raya..
Him : Die dapat bay boy kan? Seronok la dh sepasang.. awak biler lagik?
Me : A'ah baby boy.. hurmm.. tatau la.. (giggle)
Him : Awak memilih sangat.. tu pasal x kawen2 lagi.. memilih memang la..
Me : ????????????? (sengih cam kerang)

Yes..and u would definitely able to predict how's my face looks like at that very moment and i swear to God that i would really love to poke out those maki hamun ku yg berbakul2 so that die xkan bcakap lagik ngan aku??!!! But hey! I am so so so damn professional so i just smiled and pretend that whutever he said juz now doesnt bother me at all...at all my dear!!

Puke! Puke! Puke at his face 3x..