Friday, September 26, 2008

mE & qUE hAidAr ???

Ahahhahahhahahahha (gelak paaaling jahat)



The Story:

One fine day after work, Sal were picked up frm office by her bespren-Waty and bespren's fiancee-Herry (her berspren purposely wanted to pick her up bcoz according to her bespren - all the people around Sal's working area hasn't seen her new car, which is a very very poyos statement of her bespren). After that they head straight to Kg.Baru for buka puasa.

Upon reaching Kg.Baru, they couldn't find parking spot and they had to make a round turning just to look for other spots available for them to makan at Pak Lang's Ikan Bakar.

Suddenly, Sal's eyes caught on someone so familiar sitting down at one of the closed shop nearby with a bunch of people that seems like production crews. Spontaneously, Sal shouted like perak "Eh..tu Que Haidar lahh...!!!!" ..and Waty immediately looked and asked "Maner? maner?".. and forced Herry to make 2nd round to that area purposely to see Que Haidar. And the round goes 3rd...and 4th... (just to see Que Haidar and wave at him lah!)

That's when Waty said "ala..nak ambik gamba la ngan die..".. after so much arguements on who's gonna start the conversation, at last Herry decided that he'll approached Que Haidar while Waty and Sal follows. Even though Sal felt so so damn embarassed and her feet felts so much heavier than before, at last they managed to walked to the shop where Que Haidar and the rest of the production teams sat. (malu glerr sialll..sumpah seumur idup aku x nah wat camnihs..hampehs nyer Waty!!!)

Herry : Assalammualaikum bro...(sambil hulur tangan)

Que & Crews : Waalaikumsalam..(sambil sambut tangan Herry)

Herry : Baru abis bukak puasa ker?

Que : Aa'ah baru abis makan..

Herry : Nie nak tanya, nie Que Haidar ke?

(at this moment all the crews were smiling and giggling)

Que : Yer saya..

Herry : Aaaa xder bro..derang nie nak ambik gamba.. bleh ke?

Que : Boleh..boleh.. (sambil bagi rokok die kt crew suh pegang)

And the photo shoot begins..

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Now i know......hahahaha

Now i knew how to make my post looks chantique and glammss good like other blogs that i've browse through.. (ker aku jerk yang ketinggalanss ek??).. well here's how it goes yer..

Using Strikethrough Font In Blogger

Using strikethrough font in blogger is overrated and entails an extremely convoluted process helpful and very easy to implement. It uses a simple html tag, which is just code that tells your editor how to display certain things. Html tags have to be opened and closed. Tags are opened by putting a greater than sign (<), then the tag content, followed by a lesser than sign (>). They are closed by doing the same process except with a backslash (/) before the tag content.

To strike through a word, make sure you are on the "edit html" tab and then surround the word you wish to strike through with an "s" tag.

Substituting the "s" in these examples will perform various functions. For example, "b" for bold;"i" for italics; etc. Strikethrough will work for posts, but not for comments in blogger.

Now that you know how to strike through words, your posts will look pretty much the same as before certainly look innovative and creative.

Note: to use strike through font in an inferior blogging medium Wordpress posts and comments, replace the "s" in the above examples with "strike".

Happy Trying!!~

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


The first azab dh lepas.. 2nd azab plak waiting for me.. tat is nk bwk balik kete tue ke KL.. Waty plakk insisted to drive (nak blajo kata nya..) that leaves us wif no choice but to follow Herry driving his car in front and me as the co-pilot next to Waty cum guru memandu, tukang tengok kete, tukang bagi instructions and so forth arr.. Those were the scariest moments ever THAT I can guarantee!!!!~ We were THIS close to being in an accident with the BIG blue kaler lorry!! That was right in front of TUDM Sg. Besi (as we hv missed the Cheras/Kuantan exit..thanks to Waty for driving so slow till we lost sight of Herry!) Pheww~

The funniest part is.. again we missed the right path when Waty drove to the wrong lane and ended up heading to Jalan Loke Yew..(instead of goin' straight heading to KL).. by the time we noticed that we were goin' the wrong direction, we got kan cheong to change lane coz there's lots of cars behind, left and right..and when we were horned by lorry for the 3rd time, we decided to go straight.. that brought us to Jalan Loke Yew.. ~!@#$%^&*()

Later we were sumwhere near dataran Merdeka..and guess wat? Yess we got lost again!! not bcoz we didn't know where to go, but coz we were damn scared to change lane !!! Huahahahahhaa..

Yup..after struggling so hard..despite of all the scariest moments, sudden mass fear and anxiety, slight terror, terrifying and frightening experience ever!!! Huh! We're finally home..

"Ghosts could never affright us" (wahhhh...boley gittew?)

Waty's newborn baby!!!!~

Waty wif the son of Ban Lee Heng Motor Sdn Bhd (the towkay)

and this is the salesman forgot wat's his name

aku ngan herry pon nak jugakk..

It was September 23, 2008. As planned earlier, I was forced influenced by Waty to sign for MC today coz we're goin' to Seremban to pick up Waty's brand new Honda Jazz 1.5 i-vtec which she bought for MYR 109,000 recently. It's blue and looks exactly the same as this tv commmercial :-

So as I am not that well btw..still down with the balance of fever which I had over the weekend, after sms-ing my boss, we head to Seremban and basically Waty was very very happy (as u can see in the pixss above lah!). From the shop we went to Herry's parents house in Rembau (coz mother-in-law wants to see la keto baru..).. so merasa arr aku gi umah DO Herry's dad is Rembau's District Officer.. before this Seremban..baru tukar..

So we lepak-ing, minum neskepe (as the 3 of us pon x poser-alasan kukuh demam aku ngan herry..waty laks period). "dah la x poso" bak kata pakcik rawi..maner x nya..oghang tua tue balik2 keje kitorang kemain ngah makan2..nasib parents herry mmg sporting abis..lagi pon dh knal lama..hahahhahahhaha~. So after so many rounds of test drive by Herry's mom, dad, adik, and then test drive plakk makcik's brand new camry (pon baru kuar)..makcik pon nak jugak.. kekekkekeke... siap pegi pasar ramadhan..but damn scary la coz Waty's driving mmg a bit bahaya plus slow glerr tapi skerr benor makan jalan oghang..

Monday, September 22, 2008

Buka Puasa Gathering

Recently on September 14, 2008.. we had our buka puasa gathering at Vistana Hotel, KL. 11 ppl turned up.. they're me, Amy& Azam & Zahraa, Aley, John, Syikin, Eena, Sue, Elly, Manja and I brought along Waty since she's here.. Taiyib aka Ms. Cleo cancelled last minute coz he (or should I say "she"?) doesn't know how to gets there!

Despite of the heavy rain at around 5pm, and the powerful wind like tornado hit several places that day.. we managed to be there and everything went on smoothly.. even though its only 11 of us, but quantity doesn't matter right? Most important is tat all of us had a great time together and everyone is happy..happy..happy.. owhh yess.. even though we had to tong-tong amongst each other to pay up Taiyib's part (coz Aley had changed the booking twice from 15 pax to 12 and finally 11 turned we had to pay for the no show..)..

I would like to say million thanks to all of you guys/gals who had made the great initiative to gather us that day..thanks for the effort of turning up and thanks for the great time that we had!!! Wish that we could have many many more version of gathering in the near future!!

So here's some of the picxs that we had snapped :

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Huarrrrghhhhhh ngantuk nyerrrr

Setelah disound oleh ahkak Jaja, so aku terpaksa la hapdate aku nyer blog nihs.. ahaks!! Kan pe ja..aku maleh bebenor semenjak-dua menjak nihs..

Yups.. sooo many things happened last of them is tat my besfren Waty juz came back for a month hse is sooooo upside down right now..yups thanks to Waty for not picking up whutever she throws on the floor, e.g clothes, socks, sampah pon ader.., for not washing the plates/glasses tat she used to makan coz she ain't puasa pon.., for not tidying up my bed when she woke up everyday (in the afternoon/evening of course..).. but no matter how hectic, how chaotic, messy, mussy fussy and disorderly my house is.. I am just so glad that she's here!! I am happy!! happy!! happy!! yeayyy... At least I had someone talking while she's sleeping beside me, at least I had someone yelling at me, screaming at me, talking so loud at me coz she forgot to turn off her microphone (for God sake Waty! juz turn off that mic will ya???) Yess..and she's juz gettin' worse every time.. coz she's so used of havin' her chambermaid doin' everythin' for her back in Jeddah!! Thanks to Saudi Arabian Airlines who provides all their hostessess wif chambermaids at their hostess compound..and for that turnin' all the gurls into the laziestttt human beings ever lived in this entire world????!!!

Wokay so Waty will be here in Msia till end of the mth.. she had lotsa things to do.. she managed to get her US Visa yesterday.. she was very happy that she passed the interview session wif the consular..she needs the Visa for her to operate US flights..coz she said US flights means more flying time, more money.. And of course it's me lah who did all the calling, filling-up forms, printing, reminding her to dun forget to bring this and that, yelling at her to go to fotoshop for her Visa photo.. etc etc and so forth..sighhh.. mmg kene pau lebih skett kali nihs!!~

And now she's concentrating on her driving lesson wif Sekolah Memandu Pakcik Shamsudin (bekas pelakon & ader bini banyak..).. everyday she's complaining of strain muscle bcoz she claimed that the steering is so liat and she felt like a taxi driver having to drive here and there to Langat..Ulu Kelang and many more places.. Hahahahhahahhaha~ But she's so determined to hv the license for her to buy a car.. her dream car of course a 2.0 fact she already had the downpayment in hand.. Well..for her paying monthly installment of 1.2k every month is juz a piece of nut..wif her earning right now, she could afford that no doubt.. She even called Hisyam for his opinion whether to hv Civic or Jazz.. but instead Hisyam asked her to buy a second hand Kancil for cash! and she was so pissed off!! kakkakaaaa.. according to Hisyam it's better for new driver like her to buy a second hand car coz if she happens to langgar or meredum redam saner sinih pon x la sayang sangat compared to a brand new car.. but of course la she refused! Thehehhehehe~

Enough of Waty.. now let's talk abt Hisyam.. he came last we had our buka puasa together wif Waty and Ijan his fren..we had nasik briani gam..(there goes my diet again!!).. and he was so suprised to see me.. coz I'm gettin' slimmer la of course!!! ahahhahahahhaaa jgn jeless.. baru padan muka dierr!! So he made promised to Waty to come back tomorrow to lepak wif us..coz Waty were torturing him so bad when he wanted to go off early tat day..and his fren Ijan plakk hv had a crush on Waty..haihh how can that ever happened agak nyerr yerr?? Maybe after seeing Waty wif her jubah abaya that she wore for Terawih tu kottt.. mak okay jerr nyahhh...!!! ko gaduh la ngan Herry...hahahhahaa~

And then, on Saturday my biggest ever responsibility came! They came in two (2) tiny mini packages.. one is abt 1 and half yrs old.. the other one is abt two and half yrs old.. that is none other than my beloved nieces - Fatin Syamimi and Farah Najihah..well.. mak yang hv to babysit them coz mama and abah had to packed up all their things at home to moved out to their newly purchased hse.. so their mama had no choice but to send them to mak yang's place coz mak yang is the only reliable auntie that they had here in KL after Cu Na.. as usual Cu Na will always be busy wif Pakcik Flop.. busy wif her frens on weekends.. so Cu Na is a no-no.. Since mak yang doesn't hv any other commitment, and of course mak yang will always says "yes" and mak yang will never says "no" to your mama coz ur mama had never said "no" to mak yang u seee??!! And most important is mak yang really loves u both and mak yang would do anything for u okay..!!

Well..babysitting them I can really tell ain't an easy task!! trust me..I only gets my shower once (and tat is early mornin' before they arrive).. even though i am fasting, doesnt means that they would hv to fast too right? so mak yang hv to cook u lunch..(since breakfast is provided by mama frm McDonalds).. and feeding them is another issue.. Jia is okay..she is 100% food processor..she can take anything frm biscuits to nasik to fruits to even dodol or buah kurma or anything..too much food is never enough for Jia!..but Mimi is sooo busy playing and refused to eat! She would only eats when she feels to do so..she hates vegetables.. she doesnt want to hv chicken..or meat..all she wanted is TELOR..!! and of course when makcik paty (refers to Waty) gave her ice cream!! Lucky me that Mimi can go and gang up wif Waty but Jia is so terrified to even look at Waty's face coz Waty would always tease her and scream like a monster at her wif face full of mask, bedak sejuk and Riz:Reni peeling cream! So all she did is cried whenever Waty is nearby..sighhhhh..

So, later that day their mama called to informed tat they're havin' problems wif the lorry driver and the workers which my sis hired to carry all their stuffs from their old hse to the new hse. It's bcoz of the new hse which is on the 4th flr and that there's no the workers said that they are not willing to help/carry the things after seeing how many stuffs my sister had! So to cut short, my sister has asked me whether I could let the gurls stayed in my hse for the night.. yup and mak yang again said yess..of course I would have to help..she's my sister for God sake!

Later Waty insist to hv a drink at mamak and said that she's not feeling well and need to go to the clinic.. so we've decided to heret these two gurls out!! yess..that night mak yang took her two nieces for a drink at mamak!!! But it's just around 10++pm.. and we thought that it's still okay for them to go out and hv a sip of mamak's teh..thehehhehehhehehe~ As usual, Mimi was the happiest to go out..ordered roti canai and soya bean for them.. After that, went to clinic and then head back home.. The gurls slept at abt 1.30am (which is very late of course! coz mama would normally force them to sleep at 10..)..they slept happily and soundly the whole night..until at abt 6am Jia cried for "cucu" (susu).. so mak yang had to woke up dizzily and made her susu.. So everyone is basically happy.. happy.. happy...!!!~

Next day, their mama came over for buka puasa..and took them home.. left mak yang so so exhausted, tired, depleted of strength and energy and in need of some rest and good sleep!~


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