My house was robbed yesterday!

Yes, that’s right. My house was robbed yesterday.

Saturday, 18/10/2008. I was alone at home. My housemate Gia had left to Langkawi, while Rose was as usual at Mikael’s place. She’s scheduled to depart for Jakarta on Sunday. I was kinda havin’ my breakfast (or should I say brunch coz it’s like 1.30pm?) when Eena (my ex-schoolmate) called to inform that she’s hosting an open house and wanted me to come over. So took my shower and left house at abt 2.30pm.

Lepaking at Eena’s place until abt 9pm++.. coz actually I wanted to wait for my sis to be back. My sis and Eena are staying in the same block-my sis on the 4th floor while Eena on 3rd floor. Finally after so many rounds of nasi minyak, dalca, ayam masak merah, rendang kerang, rendang ayam, makaroni goreng, kuih raya, watermelon and papayas… I am so full and decided to leave. Eena sent me home at abt 10pm. She even tapau me all the delicacies..so the first thing that I did when I reached home is to hangatkn all the lauk pauk takot basi…then I even bantai another round while watchin’ tv! After shower, I dozz off to sleep.. that’s abt 1am++…

Sunday, 19/10/2008. I woke up at about 9am.. tu pon sbb si Mazli ngan Manja dok sms asking me whether I wanted to go to Aini’s house at Putrajaya.. but since I run out of prepaid to reply their sms and I thought maybe later I’ll go down to topup and reply. So golek punya golek..got down frm my bed, open my room door and shocked when I found out that a piece of my face towel (which I hang to dry at living room) were placed under my door (purposely sbb nk sumbat lubang bwh pintu aku la so that aku x dgr aper2 bunyi dr luar). At this point, I was extremely convinced and kept thinkin’ why in the world that Gia has put my towel there??? So I stepped out to my living room and saw my sliding door left ajar. That’s when I noticed that everything (I REPEAT..EVERYTHING!!!) on my TV rack has gone!!!! Terang and licin !!!

The stolen items are as follows:-

1 set of desktop computer (Gia punyer)

1 Hi-fi and 2 speakers with remote control (pandai btoii amik skali ngan remote)



1 Astro Decoder with remote control

1 DVD Player with remote control (kalo x amik remote camne nak guna yer?)


2 microphones (x dapat dh haku nak karok melepas prasaan kan?)



1 iron (iron bughok nie pon hadap sgt!!)

1 pair of Nike sport shoes (kasut gym haku!!!!!!)


sets of CD’s and DVD’s (hah tgk arr movies nie sampei lebam)


1 foot massager (mende bodoh nie pon ndak..bukan letrik pon!)


1 T-shirt (which I hang to dry at the living room)

1 backpack (beg Fitness First haku)


1 weighing scale (penimbang murah Watson’s pon bulor)

My television was not taken as it is heavy, so they left it at my balcony (nasib ko berat tibi..)


I was so so damn panicked, shaking, menggeletaring, menggigiling, terrified, and much much more mixed up feeling! Maser tu mmg rasa nak terkencing sama banyak jek ngan nak terberak..(trust me, u’ll knew it if u ever experience it!)

Quickly rush to my balcony and saw my poor TV lying down there! Damn it!!! X larat nak angkat arr tue..pehtu ko campak plakk tv aku kt sittew yer? Setan!!!!!!!! Pundek haram jadah mak bapak tak hajor punya penyamun.. Then I checked on my main door, tombol x berkunci..grille still elok berkunci with pad lock.. Sah! That means hantu tue wat keje through my balcony! Jadi, my MAIN SUSPECT is x lain x bukan tuan tuan, neighbour sebelah aku iaitu a group of Bangladeshi! The reason aku syak derang bcoz my balcony is ONLY accessible through their balcony sbb bersambung..

Still shaking, aku quickly basuh muka, ganti baju suar and turun bawah.. straight to 7-E topup handphone. The very 1st person that I called is my sis.. then my sis asked me to call police which I did.. I dialled 999 and reported the whole incident. Later, they sent a radio car to my house and 2 police officers took my statement. They were also shocked and confused on how did the setans robbers managed to got in through my balcony as I am staying in the 5th floor. There’s no way that the setans robber could have climbed up from ground floor (unless they have super skills like Spiderman?)

One of the officer said “X der plak org nya jatuh mati kt bwh tu yer..” and I quickly replied “Kalo ader, saya turun tambah lagi encik!”

After that, they asked me to stay at home and wait for the Pegawai Penyiasat to come. At abt 11am, two Pegawai Penyiasat from IPD Ampang Jaya came. One of them is Sarjan Mohamad b. Ramli. He again took my statement and sempat gak menasihatkan aku supaya jadikan aper yg dh jadi ni pengajaran..sbb nyer salah aku juga x tarik grille and padlock! (yer encik..maner arr saya nk sangka mende camnih nk jadi.. saya dok situ dh 6-7 tahun..x penah dgr kes camnihs..Kalo si Waty balik lagi la.. die mmg akan tido depan TV ngan sliding door terlapang sbb panas…).. So I kept repeating the same statement kt the sarjans yg aku syak bangla umh sblh nye keje but they kept stressing that tak ader bukti cik..kita tak boleh tuduh.. haihh.. and at that time those Bangladeshi plak takde kt umah and their house are locked. So, there’s nothing can be done by the sarjans lah!

My sis came with my bro-in-law and the kids..she asked me to sleep over at her house for the night as I am still alone..packed up all my clothes and etc., and chow.

My bro-in-law wanted to buy new TV & rack for them, so had to follow them for the TV & rack hunt spree..suddenly Rose called frm Jakarta asking abt what happened. Then she asked whether I put pad lock on the grille, and I said NO. Coz I haven’t buy any.. That’s when my sis insisted that we buy pad locks and switch on lights. So we went to Tesco to get some pad locks and rushed back to my house. After putting pad locks on every grille at my house and switched on lights, I was abt to leave. Then I saw that my neighbour’s room’s light were switched on, which means that they’re home. But since I am in a hurry coz it’s getting dark outside, I just leave.

Passed by my other neighbour’s house (which is next to the Bangla’s house), I was suddenly forced to stop and warned them. So I stopped and have a chat with them. They were so shocked to hear that, and then they even told me that they were locked inside their house the same night I was robbed! Someone took their pad lock’s key which they had left to hang together with the pad lock at the grille outside their house. So this someone’s intention is clearly – to use the key to gets inside their house the next time that they’re not around if my neighbour still using the same pad lock! My neighbour even told me that they are also suspicious of our new neighbour which refers to non other than the Bangladeshi!

So, I slept over at my sis’s place last night. Today, I had to go to the office frm Desa Pandan. Merasa la menapak ke bus stand feeder bus putra lrt. Tggu nyer tggu bas x kunjung tiba! Mmg the very not reliable mode of transportation! From 7.50am aku dok sittew, 8.20am blom nampak batang idong bas..at last sifat taxi-maniac aka tak-tau-sabo plus pemalas-naik-bas-sbb-x-sker-himpit2 in me has risen.. dek kerana sakit nya mata haku melihat sebijik2 teksi passed by haku dlm keadaan kosong tiada penumpang, maka aku dengan bangga and control cun nya bangun dr seat dan menahan sebuah teksi dgn penuh bergaya!

Huh! What a Monday morning….!

p/s:- Nanti2 aku post gambo umh aku yg dh cam penjara sbb berpad lock bagai..

My niece's birthday - Fatin Syamimi 3 yrs old

Last Saturday, which is October 4, 2008.. my niece turned 3.. so my sis decided to celebrate it with my family, since everyone's around for Hari Raya.. just a small makan2 feast which basically to makes the gerombolan askar2 punjab (that's wat my mom used to called my nieces+nephews) happy..

It turns out to be okay..everyone's singing and we took photos.. but there's sumthin' that caught our attention more than the party itself.. hahah.. here it goes:-

Hahah..yups..that's Farah Najihah.. We noticed these pixss while browsing through all the photos taken and we laughed so hard we cried! ahahhahahhaa.. this is just so damn funny...

I bet she must have been bored and kept thinkin' why in the world I am not the one cuttin' and smashin' those cake for God sake???!!!!! Dah la mama made me wore this stupid mask and it blocked my eye sight (nampak x nampak jek cake princess tue..Pah plak x kasik kaco kakak nak potong cake..sighhhh...)

mE & qUE hAidAr ???

Ahahhahahhahahahha (gelak paaaling jahat)

Yupss..

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The Story:

One fine day after work, Sal were picked up frm office by her bespren-Waty and bespren's fiancee-Herry (her berspren purposely wanted to pick her up bcoz according to her bespren - all the people around Sal's working area hasn't seen her new car, which is a very very poyos statement of her bespren). After that they head straight to Kg.Baru for buka puasa.

Upon reaching Kg.Baru, they couldn't find parking spot and they had to make a round turning just to look for other spots available for them to makan at Pak Lang's Ikan Bakar.

Suddenly, Sal's eyes caught on someone so familiar sitting down at one of the closed shop nearby with a bunch of people that seems like production crews. Spontaneously, Sal shouted like perak "Eh..tu Que Haidar lahh...!!!!" ..and Waty immediately looked and asked "Maner? maner?".. and forced Herry to make 2nd round to that area purposely to see Que Haidar. And the round goes 3rd...and 4th... (just to see Que Haidar and wave at him lah!)

That's when Waty said "ala..nak ambik gamba la ngan die..".. after so much arguements on who's gonna start the conversation, at last Herry decided that he'll approached Que Haidar while Waty and Sal follows. Even though Sal felt so so damn embarassed and her feet felts so much heavier than before, at last they managed to walked to the shop where Que Haidar and the rest of the production teams sat. (malu glerr sialll..sumpah seumur idup aku x nah wat camnihs..hampehs nyer Waty!!!)

Herry : Assalammualaikum bro...(sambil hulur tangan)

Que & Crews : Waalaikumsalam..(sambil sambut tangan Herry)

Herry : Baru abis bukak puasa ker?

Que : Aa'ah baru abis makan..

Herry : Nie nak tanya, nie Que Haidar ke?

(at this moment all the crews were smiling and giggling)

Que : Yer saya..

Herry : Aaaa xder bro..derang nie nak ambik gamba.. bleh ke?

Que : Boleh..boleh.. (sambil bagi rokok die kt crew suh pegang)

And the photo shoot begins..

Now i know......hahahaha

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..continuation

The first azab dh lepas.. 2nd azab plak waiting for me.. tat is nk bwk balik kete tue ke KL.. Waty plakk insisted to drive (nak blajo kata nya..) that leaves us wif no choice but to follow Herry driving his car in front and me as the co-pilot next to Waty cum guru memandu, tukang tengok kete, tukang bagi instructions and so forth arr.. Those were the scariest moments ever THAT I can guarantee!!!!~ We were THIS close to being in an accident with the BIG blue kaler lorry!! That was right in front of TUDM Sg. Besi (as we hv missed the Cheras/Kuantan exit..thanks to Waty for driving so slow till we lost sight of Herry!) Pheww~

The funniest part is.. again we missed the right path when Waty drove to the wrong lane and ended up heading to Jalan Loke Yew..(instead of goin' straight heading to KL).. by the time we noticed that we were goin' the wrong direction, we got kan cheong to change lane coz there's lots of cars behind, left and right..and when we were horned by lorry for the 3rd time, we decided to go straight.. that brought us to Jalan Loke Yew.. ~!@#$%^&*()

Later we were sumwhere near dataran Merdeka..and guess wat? Yess we got lost again!! not bcoz we didn't know where to go, but coz we were damn scared to change lane !!! Huahahahahhaa..

Yup..after struggling so hard..despite of all the scariest moments, sudden mass fear and anxiety, slight terror, terrifying and frightening experience ever!!! Huh! We're finally home..

"Ghosts could never affright us" (wahhhh...boley gittew?)

Waty's newborn baby!!!!~

Waty wif the son of Ban Lee Heng Motor Sdn Bhd (the towkay)

and this is the salesman forgot wat's his name

aku ngan herry pon nak jugakk..

It was September 23, 2008. As planned earlier, I was forced influenced by Waty to sign for MC today coz we're goin' to Seremban to pick up Waty's brand new Honda Jazz 1.5 i-vtec which she bought for MYR 109,000 recently. It's blue and looks exactly the same as this tv commmercial :-

So as I am not that well btw..still down with the balance of fever which I had over the weekend, after sms-ing my boss, we head to Seremban and basically Waty was very very happy (as u can see in the pixss above lah!). From the shop we went to Herry's parents house in Rembau (coz mother-in-law wants to see la keto baru..).. so merasa arr aku gi umah DO Rembau..as Herry's dad is Rembau's District Officer.. before this Seremban..baru tukar..

So we lepak-ing, minum neskepe (as the 3 of us pon x poser-alasan kukuh demam aku ngan herry..waty laks period). "dah la x poso" bak kata pakcik rawi..maner x nya..oghang tua tue balik2 keje kitorang kemain ngah makan2..nasib parents herry mmg sporting abis..lagi pon dh knal lama..hahahhahahhaha~. So after so many rounds of test drive by Herry's mom, dad, adik, and then test drive plakk makcik's brand new camry (pon baru kuar)..makcik pon nak jugak.. kekekkekeke... siap pegi pasar ramadhan..but damn scary la coz Waty's driving mmg a bit bahaya plus slow glerr tapi skerr benor makan jalan oghang..

Buka Puasa Gathering

Recently on September 14, 2008.. we had our buka puasa gathering at Vistana Hotel, KL. 11 ppl turned up.. they're me, Amy& Azam & Zahraa, Aley, John, Syikin, Eena, Sue, Elly, Manja and I brought along Waty since she's here.. Taiyib aka Ms. Cleo cancelled last minute coz he (or should I say "she"?) doesn't know how to gets there!

Despite of the heavy rain at around 5pm, and the powerful wind like tornado hit several places that day.. we managed to be there and everything went on smoothly.. even though its only 11 of us, but quantity doesn't matter right? Most important is tat all of us had a great time together and everyone is happy..happy..happy.. owhh yess.. even though we had to tong-tong amongst each other to pay up Taiyib's part (coz Aley had changed the booking twice from 15 pax to 12 and finally 11 turned up..so we had to pay for the no show..)..

I would like to say million thanks to all of you guys/gals who had made the great initiative to gather us that day..thanks for the effort of turning up and thanks for the great time that we had!!! Wish that we could have many many more version of gathering in the near future!!

So here's some of the picxs that we had snapped :

Huarrrrghhhhhh ngantuk nyerrrr

Setelah disound oleh ahkak Jaja, so aku terpaksa la hapdate aku nyer blog nihs.. ahaks!! Kan pe ja..aku maleh bebenor semenjak-dua menjak nihs..

Yups.. sooo many things happened last week..one of them is tat my besfren Waty juz came back for a month holiday..my hse is sooooo upside down right now..yups thanks to Waty for not picking up whutever she throws on the floor, e.g clothes, socks, sampah pon ader.., for not washing the plates/glasses tat she used to makan coz she ain't puasa pon.., for not tidying up my bed when she woke up everyday (in the afternoon/evening of course..).. but no matter how hectic, how chaotic, messy, mussy fussy and disorderly my house is.. I am just so glad that she's here!! I am happy!! happy!! happy!! yeayyy... At least I had someone talking while she's sleeping beside me, at least I had someone yelling at me, screaming at me, talking so loud at me coz she forgot to turn off her microphone (for God sake Waty! juz turn off that mic will ya???) Yess..and she's juz gettin' worse every time.. coz she's so used of havin' her chambermaid doin' everythin' for her back in Jeddah!! Thanks to Saudi Arabian Airlines who provides all their hostessess wif chambermaids at their hostess compound..and for that turnin' all the gurls into the laziestttt human beings ever lived in this entire world????!!!

Wokay so Waty will be here in Msia till end of the mth.. she had lotsa things to do.. she managed to get her US Visa yesterday.. she was very happy that she passed the interview session wif the consular..she needs the Visa for her to operate US flights..coz she said US flights means more flying time, more money.. And of course it's me lah who did all the calling, filling-up forms, printing, reminding her to dun forget to bring this and that, yelling at her to go to fotoshop for her Visa photo.. etc etc and so forth..sighhh.. mmg kene pau lebih skett kali nihs!!~

And now she's concentrating on her driving lesson wif Sekolah Memandu Pakcik Shamsudin (bekas pelakon & ader bini banyak..).. everyday she's complaining of strain muscle bcoz she claimed that the steering is so liat and she felt like a taxi driver having to drive here and there to Langat..Ulu Kelang and many more places.. Hahahahhahahhaha~ But she's so determined to hv the license for her to buy a car.. her dream car of course a 2.0 Civic..in fact she already had the downpayment in hand.. Well..for her paying monthly installment of 1.2k every month is juz a piece of nut..wif her earning right now, she could afford that no doubt.. She even called Hisyam for his opinion whether to hv Civic or Jazz.. but instead Hisyam asked her to buy a second hand Kancil for cash! and she was so pissed off!! kakkakaaaa.. according to Hisyam it's better for new driver like her to buy a second hand car coz if she happens to langgar or meredum redam saner sinih pon x la sayang sangat compared to a brand new car.. but of course la she refused! Thehehhehehe~

Enough of Waty.. now let's talk abt Hisyam.. he came last friday..so we had our buka puasa together wif Waty and Ijan his fren..we had nasik briani gam..(there goes my diet again!!).. and he was so suprised to see me.. coz I'm gettin' slimmer la of course!!! ahahhahahahhaaa jgn jeless.. baru padan muka dierr!! So he made promised to Waty to come back tomorrow to lepak wif us..coz Waty were torturing him so bad when he wanted to go off early tat day..and his fren Ijan plakk hv had a crush on Waty..haihh how can that ever happened agak nyerr yerr?? Maybe after seeing Waty wif her jubah abaya that she wore for Terawih tu kottt.. mak okay jerr nyahhh...!!! ko gaduh la ngan Herry...hahahhahaa~

And then, on Saturday my biggest ever responsibility came! They came in two (2) tiny mini packages.. one is abt 1 and half yrs old.. the other one is abt two and half yrs old.. that is none other than my beloved nieces - Fatin Syamimi and Farah Najihah..well.. mak yang hv to babysit them coz mama and abah had to packed up all their things at home to moved out to their newly purchased hse.. so their mama had no choice but to send them to mak yang's place coz mak yang is the only reliable auntie that they had here in KL after Cu Na.. as usual Cu Na will always be busy wif Pakcik Flop.. busy wif her frens on weekends.. so Cu Na is a no-no.. Since mak yang doesn't hv any other commitment, and of course mak yang will always says "yes" and mak yang will never says "no" to your mama coz ur mama had never said "no" to mak yang u seee??!! And most important is mak yang really loves u both and mak yang would do anything for u okay..!!

Well..babysitting them I can really tell u..it ain't an easy task!! trust me..I only gets my shower once (and tat is early mornin' before they arrive).. even though i am fasting, doesnt means that they would hv to fast too right? so mak yang hv to cook u lunch..(since breakfast is provided by mama frm McDonalds).. and feeding them is another issue.. Jia is okay..she is 100% food processor..she can take anything frm biscuits to nasik to fruits to even dodol or buah kurma or anything..too much food is never enough for Jia!..but Mimi is sooo busy playing and refused to eat! She would only eats when she feels to do so..she hates vegetables.. she doesnt want to hv chicken..or meat..all she wanted is TELOR..!! and of course when makcik paty (refers to Waty) gave her ice cream!! Lucky me that Mimi can go and gang up wif Waty but Jia is so terrified to even look at Waty's face coz Waty would always tease her and scream like a monster at her wif face full of mask, bedak sejuk and Riz:Reni peeling cream! So all she did is cried whenever Waty is nearby..sighhhhh..

So, later that day their mama called to informed tat they're havin' problems wif the lorry driver and the workers which my sis hired to carry all their stuffs from their old hse to the new hse. It's bcoz of the new hse which is on the 4th flr and that there's no lifts..so the workers said that they are not willing to help/carry the things after seeing how many stuffs my sister had! So to cut short, my sister has asked me whether I could let the gurls stayed in my hse for the night.. yup and mak yang again said yess..of course I would have to help..she's my sister for God sake!

Later Waty insist to hv a drink at mamak and said that she's not feeling well and need to go to the clinic.. so we've decided to heret these two gurls out!! yess..that night mak yang took her two nieces for a drink at mamak!!! But it's just around 10++pm.. and we thought that it's still okay for them to go out and hv a sip of mamak's teh..thehehhehehhehehe~ As usual, Mimi was the happiest to go out..ordered roti canai and soya bean for them.. After that, went to clinic and then head back home.. The gurls slept at abt 1.30am (which is very late of course! coz mama would normally force them to sleep at 10..)..they slept happily and soundly the whole night..until at abt 6am Jia cried for "cucu" (susu).. so mak yang had to woke up dizzily and made her susu.. So everyone is basically happy.. happy.. happy...!!!~

Next day, their mama came over for buka puasa..and took them home.. left mak yang so so exhausted, tired, depleted of strength and energy and in need of some rest and good sleep!~