I am doomed!!

Have you ever hated yourself so much that you don't wanna look at it in the mirror??

Have you???

Ladies and gentleman, it is an honor to announce that I now have triple layer belly with full wide thighs & butt!

I am sOooooo....doomed!!!

Kad Jemputan - CHECKED

Kad baru je siap despite of macam2 dugaan yg dtg..last minute jumaat lepas aku & wan mintak jugak sikit kad nk bwk balik bagi mak aku coz last week aku blk kampung pegi menjemput sedara mara belah arwah ayah kat kedah..so dapat lah dlm 70 pcs dh tinggal kt mak..balance nt bwk balik this coming weekend masa cuti raya cina..to all my friends, sabar ek..nanti aku start distribute pelan2..

Pesanan Ibu Jadikan Panduan

Dah dkt2 aku nk kawen nie, mak aku adew satu pesanan yg mmg baekk punyer..it goes like this ;-

" Dah kawen grand2 mcm nie, (grand larr sgt!!)..dwet dh abeh puluh2 ribu, lepas kawen sok - suka ke...tak suka ke, dah meluat ke...dah getik ke, haaaa...TUNGGU SAMPEI MATI !! "

Very the ringkas tapi padat uols!! Hambek ko!

*getik = benci (loghat perak)*