Bride Wars

I watched this movie on Wednesday wif my housemate, Rose. And I am so eager to post about it but I just can't spare any minute for this. So today I forced myself after all the effort of getting the pixss!

Starring Kate Hudson & Anne Hathaway (one of my fav. actress for being such a pretty woman with very nice complexion..and xcellent play in The Princess Diaries & The Devil Wears Prada!), this film is rated 18PG for suggestive content, nasty language, and some rude behaviors shown. For 90 mins, this romantic comedy film is not so bored after all.. very light & does not requires thinking.. siokkk lahhh (bak kater Stacy!)

This film is soooo inspiring yet frustrating and tearsdropping to me especially hahah..to all single gurls out there..coz sumhow in between I felt sad.. Imagining that my 2 bestfriends gonna be married this year.. my 2 BFF..! I imagine myself holding their hand down the aisle like Emma did to Liv in one of the scene! Jaja opt to settle down by mid of this yr while Waty planned for December insyaallah.. as a friend, I can't be any happier for them! Yeahh..that means I'm the only one left behind..adoihhh..

I should be kicking my ass for gym at any time now so that I could make it on time before Jaja's wedding..Hey! The Maid of Honor should look good on her BFF's wedding right?? I must be able to fit in those "xs" size sexy-off shoulder-wit a bit of flesh revealing dress right? rightt?? Phewww maner ler tau kott2 leh sangkut plakk ngan Man of Honor aka pengapit jantan si Sukor ker..hakhakhakhak... Sukor kamu kene make sure yg kapit kamu tue ensem & sama or lebey tinggi dr haku tauu!!! Kalo x ilang la vogue de vass mak!!!

These are some of my favourite scenes..here goes :-

how i wish sumone would propose by hiding the ring in a fortune cookie!

"You don't alter a Vera Wang, you alter YOURSELF to fit in a Vera Wang"

Never Underestimate an Old Gal Yo !!

I received this via email yesterday..I can assure you that I'm totally impressed!

And mind you, she is ONLY 87 years old !!!

Goshhh I should sign up for a dance class now..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZLINIZAM BIN MARZUKI !!!!

DISCLAIMER :

SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THE PICTURE BELOW OFFENSIVE OR OBSCENE. THIS PICTURE ONLY SERVES TO WISH A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS CELEBRATING HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY AND ANY UNPLEASANT FEELING THAT YOU ARE HAVING RIGHT NOW IS MUCH REGRETTED.

THANK YOU.

-THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG-

Aku tau entry aku nie dh kira lewat..tp aku ttp nk wat gak! Sbb nyer dr pg td aku bz sgt..skang br dpt check blog kengkawan..and terbaca posting Jaja psl nie.. Hamponnn Mazli!!

Neway, Selamat Hari Lahir Yang ke-27 tahun !

Your best years are still ahead of you. Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years !

Nasib Seorang Janda

Kita Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ngantukss

Watched Underworld: Rise of the Lycans last nite at Mid Valley.

Quite okay I can say.. even though popcorn x abis sbb tetiba raser x selera sgt and x sedap sgt. I liked TGV's popcorn even more I guess! Plus maybe perot aku yg x braper selesa..

Ending as usual x braper best utk disaksikan oleh bijik mata bcoz.. well of course there'll be another sequel as usual la.. pantang btoii citer bersambung2 nie..

I was actually aiming to watch Maut instead, but maybe next time since that pakcik insisted that we watch this movie. pa per jer la wak..dh la our ticket at 11.15pm.. mcm ari Sabtu jek ktorang wat haa.. padahal dua-dua kene keje ari nie.. kkakakakkakkakkaa~

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Last week Sunday I've watched the so called "horror movie" They Wait.. I can say that they hv won the posters over the movie itself coz it's damn frustrating. If u were expecting the scream & shock effect in this movie, just FORGET abt it coz none of it's scene is scary enough to scares me off (aku manusia paling penakut dalam dunia ni pon x raser takot camne...?)

The story is all abt the hungry ghost month and revenge of the dead. And also abt Chinese's beliefs that during this month, the hell door are supposedly open and all the angry spirits will returns to seek revenge. So, those living are demanded to give offerings or sacrifices to their late ancestors dan yg sewaktu dgnnya.. and those sacrifices including the various colours of kuih apam & sunkist or mandarin oranges or pau kaya?.. that can be easily found anywhere near jerat china. It's a very normal scenery along the way to school back then! And I could remember those days many of the school pupils who go ponteng would hang around the jerat and ate those offering foods???? wat were they thinkin'??? yuckssss !!!!!

Another story I heard frm my lil' sister that was told by her chinese colleagues - never eat mandarin oranges that has lost it's juiciness bcoz "nenek sudah sedut dia air" !! OMGoshhhhhh !!!!!!!!! Hahhahahahhah damn funny..and scary though!

Last time my Personal Trainer told me stories of this hungry ghost month - "pintu neraka akan dibuka !!!" and I would immediately said "sadap leong kamu menensionkn aku aje nk blk nie!"..And unfortunately that night suddenly the train's light went off for few seconds somewhere in pandan jaya or pandan indah station.. that's when one of the passengers purposely made those hantu sounds like "heheheheheeeeeeee" .. and everybody in the train laughed so hard! nobody seems to thought of anything weird or something like that when that month is actually "THE HUNGRY GHOST MONTH !" I wonder what caused the light to went off that night..hermmmmmm... tenenenenenenene (twilight zone)..

Aku Period

Sakit nyerr perott tuhan jek yg tau.. Tapi malam nie nak dating.. Camne?
Hahhahahha dating nyer pasal sakit pon ku redah jua.. huahauhauhua

aku panas nie gaji x dpt lagik..tgk nie pon opismate aku mai menganyam ketupat kt meja haku..
KAMI TIDAK PUAS HATI GAJI TIDAK KELUAR LAGI !!!
raser nk berpiket la.. aku dh la nk gi JB nie boss.. ko nihs..
yg ko sibuk kn nk chase payment dr company yg dh nk bangkrap lagi 2 ari..
dh la bonus x dgr kabar langsong! ciss I hate u En. M** !!

aku byk utang nie nk kene settle.. GAWATTTTT !!!!!!!!!!

Weekend yg sgt CAPEK !!!

Weekend yg sgt mencapek kn yg telah menyebabkn ari nie aku lembik mcm sayur!
Masuk opis ngan mata ber'eye bag' lebam.. menguap setiap 3 minit..and almost nk tendang meja kerusi biler org panggil aku..takde mood..dh arr mmg dkt nk period...

I HATE YOU WATI !!!

Kekekekke.. everytime Wati balik, ini lah jd nyer kt haku..hadehhh nasib kawan aku.. kalo org lain tak kojer aku nk melayan nyerrr...

penat berjalan satu hal..penat tido lambat tue yg paling x tahan.. 2 malam berturut2 tido kul 4am mmg x bleh blah siottt...

Aku mengantuk!!! Nak balik... malam nie jgn la ader jantans yg mengganggu tido aku!! Akan haku off kan HP ku malam ini!!! I need a good rest plsssss....

Tq!

Jawapan utk Manja nyer Tagged

Aku BaCa Tag KaK yaH Tapi mASa Tu maNa AdA laGi NaMA aKU....
ecehh manja awai2 maser aku posting aku dh letak nama ko daaaaa...thehhehe takper dimaafkn sbb terover-looked..

1. kenal masa form 3 gaks... dia kelas amanah cam aja.... tapi tak rapat sangat cos budak amanah mana bek ngan budak bestari uhuks....
huwahuwahuwaa..yer betoi..

2. memang best giler masa form 4 kekwat sangat dengan kak yah ni... wei kalau kite jupe satu midvalley dengar kiter gelaks....
form 4 & 5 mmg best glerr kan? kalo la bleh balik ke skolahh.. tsskk tskk tsskk

3. suker sangat menyembang especially ngan aja, aku ngan elly wah3x... meh tambah lagi mori, feena and eena...
kita kn ratu segala kebisingan manja.. org yg senyap pon kalo kene rekrut ngan geng kter gerenti riuh.. kekkekeke..

4. satu group ngan aku tuk add math nyer keje pagi2...... khoo choong quan nyer keje
yer sungguh mulia ati khoo choong quan ittew kn manja? ko ingat x betapa susah payah nyer dier mencarik satu skolah maser nazmi ilang balik umah sbb c***t tue?

5. paling tinggi dalam kelas aku masa tu... tuk gurlz la aku rasa... hehehhehe
yer..pehtu tiap kali bergambo aku asyik kene diri kt blakang kan?

6. memang kreatif sama ngan aja... suka buat benda-benda yang peliks.... aku ingat lagi kad masa form 4 ko ngan aja wat nak kasi kat saper ntah....
ye ke? thehhehe fahmi kottt...aku ngan aja kn skerr wt mender cenggitew so kalo x fahmi no-one kott..

7. aku sure sangat dia orang ni kesayangan kalthum... hehehhe.. peh mak ai...
aku lama x jumpa kalthum.. dedoloo aku penah ngajor tuisyen anak2 die qayyum & azraie..

8. sekarang ni makin cun and seksi wei....
ahaks!! mak x koser taww nyahh !!!

9. mak dia kenal bapak aku... hehehehhe citer lama kak yah....
alamakss ye ke? aisehh men aper cer tue? sumpah aku x tawww!!!!

10. kenangan ngan kak yah paling aku ingat gi USM tronoh ada org ngorat kak yah kan????
ye ke manja? saperrr?

ye r kak yah aku balas dah tag ko....
trimass muahhss mmuahhss!!

Annoying experiences in LRT

reading through Manja's posting in her blog abt sum ppl wif b.o. has inspired me to post about the worst things that u could expect when boarding a train or LRT-be it Putra or STAR!

ONE : yess as per manja's post-B.O or better known as body odour is malodorousness resulting from a failure to bathe! I don't know whether these people didn't take shower in the morning or it comes out naturally frm their body? Whenever I hv to stand or sit amongst all these people who raised up their arm to hold the handrail, I would suddenly becomes nausea and dizzy as I smells their armpit and felt like vomiting blood! For quite some time now I hv been travelling to work by LRT, I've managed to notice and classify certain ppl that I thought u shouldn't stand anywhere near them:-

(a) some parts of the world foreigners and sumtimes locals who hv B.O by nature that smells like dried fish curry! Wonder how many bottles of Dettol is enough to neutralises them?

(b) some ppl whose well known for their habit that doesn't like to hv shower in the morning by the reason of cold-where these ppl will eventually turns out to smells like fish in the evening! y in the world these ppl refused to shower in the morning when many of us nowadays hv water heater installed in the bathroom?

(c) some group of punk or skinhead or metals or whutever kids who didn't go home & didn't even change their clothes for so long. the moment they opened up their mouth, the whole train could smells the cheap liquor!

(d) some ppl who hv no idea wat does the word "deodorant" means or they just dun even care about having one. and to my surprise sumtimes there's guy whose neatly dressed but stinks so bad!

(e) there's time when I could smells unwashed hair from gurls! by this i mean - unwashed for quite some time or maybe they sweats a lot and this too could make your hair stinks! U fellas should know when to start grabbing those shampoo bottle and wash ur hair even if it's not everyday? It's just the people themselves that arent keeping up with their hygiene. I mean, isn't it kinda gross when your hair is dirty and smells?! I think everyone's hair should smells nice, guy or girl. And yeah, why IS dirty even an option? Who would want to smell the foul odor of someone's dirty, oily, unwashed hair? And dun be surprise I could even sumtimes smells this frm a lot of gurls with tudung!!! sighhhh

TWO : school pupils that normally boarded the train at Plaza Rakyat station in a group of 5-6 and started talking & shouting loudly in Chinese even though their friend was actually standing right in front of her/his nose! the worst part is they came in not only one group but sumtimes 3-4 different groups frm different schools and i bet u could've imagine the level of noises they could make if all of them started talking amongst each other? It'll go like "cocecoce caceseni haiyoo hailooo wopucetau nihaoma cekodokcoulduplssadaple whosurmotherle ibeturmotheralso speaksveryloud likeulooooooo".. i mean, y these kids never even thought of everyone else around them in the train who's all tired, fatigue & exhausted after a long day at work? And for God sake don't u kids knew that we are so fed up, annoyed, irritated & sick of u ppl?

There's one group of gurls that I've noticed for so long and I could even recognized their faces very well! One of them always wear baju kurung uniform and she's the fattest & loudest amongst them all. Another girl is so small and the shortest but demmit she has shrill (nyaring) voice that could make ur ears bleed! These gurls would speaks and shouts so loud everyday either in english or chinese. Yesterday they're badmouthing abt a boy and the dialogue goes like this "u know arr he sms me and then said ah yin do u want to be my girlfriend? suckss lorrr" and the rest of the gang goes "aiyaaaaaa" and they laughed so hard! goshhh who would wanna know that le?

and it's funny to see two school boys (which is also chinese) sitting next to each other not far frm the gurlss talked in an extremely soft volume and almost whispering to one another! THE BOYS SURE KNOWS HOW TO RESPECT OTHERS.

THREE : Sexual Harassment! yess i repeat it's Sexual Harassment ppl..even though i'm pretty, gorgeous, sexy and hot like J Lo but it doesn't mean i'm free for anybody to grab, rub and touch. I admit that I've the sexiest butt in the whole wide world (kan mazli?) but how could those bastards pervert purposely rub his cock against me???? y..y..y...this happened to me?? This situation would normally happens when the LRT was packed with passengers that cramped and squeezed themselves among each other and basically everybody is touching everybody! I wouldn't mind if it wasn't on purpose becoz I do sumtimes accidentally touched others. I tried to convince myself that whutever I felt touching my butt frm behind is bag or umbrella or even file or books! But the "thing" started to becomes harder and harder and getting firmer than before!!! and i was like "WTF!" Even worst when sumtimes i felt a hand grabbing my butt frm behind but I can't move or turn due to the congestion or else I would've punched the idiot so hard!! I walked out of the train pissed off and damn angry knowing there's nothing I can do abt it! I hate LRT!

FOUR : I dunno whether u guys/gurls ever experienced this or not, but I did almost everyday. The moment the train stopped and some 4-5 ppl disembarked, and since I am standing in the front line so I assume that I could go in but I can't! Y? Bcoz those idiots standing in front of the door refused to go a little further inside to leave me some space to stand. I knew wat they were thinkin' actually - they dun wanna go in so that it's easier for them to get the hell outta train later! But, are you kidding me? Bcoz of you idiot ppl, at least 4-5 ppl standing here at the station has not gotten the chance to board the train! Malaysians are so selfish that they dun even care abt others. Yes, we are!

Oh hey..there's more! Imagine this-you are standing so close till u are almost leaning to the door in the train, and then "ting ting ting..station berikutnya masjid jamek..next station masjid jamek". The train is still moving..and u were trying to balance out yourself so that u won't fall..when suddenly u heard voices frm behind "excuse me..excuse me..". And wat were u thinkin'? Those idiots asking me to excuse them? Where to? The train is still moving for God sake! And the door hasn't been opened yet, so where should I go to excuse u? WHERE?????
And I am also gettin' down on the next station so will ya pls hv a lil' patient and shut up and just stand there quietly untill the train is stopped and the door opened? Can you at least do that for me will ya? Before i turn around to strangle and squeeze your throat like nobody's business?

So that's all for now.. I'll post more abt this if I ever encounter any new untolerate experience later..